Casino buffets
(What’s going through the minds of the people in front of me in line at the Luxor buffet)
Ooh, sausages! I want… THAT ONE. No, I think I’d rather have… THAT ONE. Ooh, that one is slightly larger, so I’ll get a better value proposition for my $10.99.
Salad! I want… that leaf! Oops, [...]




